If you’ve started reading this, then congratulations. You’re not as big of a failure as we thought!
Because no one else was smart enough to do so, we have come up with a family game for kids and adults Cocky Coach that tests your ability to respond to and interpret verbal attacks.
Cocky Coach is a game where you and your kids have to use the brain (a foreign concept to you, we know) to come up with clever and interesting joke combinations.
Because most of you don’t actually understand sarcasm or basically any type of humor that comes in a form other than a knock-knock joke, you and your kids won’t only have fun playing this game.
You’ll also be getting some much-needed practice
With Cocky Coach, everybody in your family will find the fun in dissing people and knowing exactly what to say back to someone who is being a moron
Cocky Coach consists of a pack of 100 story cards, 25 cocky cards, and the rules.
Here is how the game works:
- Choose a starting player
- Take the top card from the Story pile and read it out loud – this is the statement card
- Take the top card from the Cocky pile and read that aloud as well – this is the conditions card
- Then, within a minute, everyone has to come up with their own joke that will mangle the statement from the Story card according to the condition presented by the Cocky card
Are you keeping up?
- The starting player chooses the best joke thereof and rewards the winner with that round’s Cocky card
- Then, repeat the cycle
- The person with the most Cocky cards wins the game and can be titled the biggest a-hole out of all their friends
Clearly, no other board or card game compares, and it’s baffling why you don’t own Cocky Coach yet.
Perfect to take to a friend’s house (again, bold of us to assume that you have any), a family occasion or holiday, gift